You say this like I ain't gonna troll whoever the fuck this person is. [This is the problem with letting Jolyne goddamned Cujoh do anything.]
Uhhhh. Some dude named Doppio or some fucking shit? I vaguely remember you mentioning the name at some point, but I wasn't paying much attention. [As if that's new, in any way.]
Okay, now you seriously gotta come back here because I need all the fucking tea and you know this. You can't say that kinda shit and not tell me what the fuck that means! Also it's cold and Lilith doesn't want to let me cling to her.
You don't love meeeee, you're taking foreveeeeer. [Welcome to the dramatics, she's dumb.]
Last time I touched the thermostat I'm pretty sure that I almost broke something, so I don't know if that was a great idea to begin with. [Don't ask how. Don't ask why. Just roll with it.] And goooood, I want body heaaaaaaat.
[This is, perhaps, the stupidest thing they've ever done. Of course Jolyne's just on top of the blankets on the bed looking dramatic as if she's dying or some shit.
Maybe this is why she needs a hobby.]
Oh nooooo, I'm about to slip into the vooooooid of deaaaaaath~ [Please stop.]
What a tragedy that my fiance doesn't love meeeeee~ And would let me die here of the cold. How ruthless. No wonder she's a crim-in-al~ [Why this. Please stop this.]
You shhhhh, I've been on the straight and narrow since I got here!
[She's a liar, sort of. She's happy to just snuggle into her with a soft huff and trying to find a way to bury her face into her clothing to press her cold nose against her skin.]
I've been a good member of society for whatever. [Pft.
She was going to let her have those activities, even if she only really sort of liked one of them. Until that reaction and she's laughing. The warmth of her breath probably helps and the semi-apologetic kiss to where she'd pushed her nose.]
That's what you get for leaving me alone in the cold for so long~
[Is she giggling? She absolutely is. And just clinging tighter like the absolute fucking nerd she is.]
Oh yes, because you'd totally do that and be cold and wet. And not in a good way, either, that sounds horrendous. Thooooough, a warm shower sounds pretty nice right about now. [Don't, you heathen.]
I'll always call you oooooout. [She's the worst, actually.
She can't help her grin and shifting around to try and rest her head on her chest. Because of course she would.]
It is~ It'll be warmer than out there, too, you know. And relaxing. I'm sure you're plenty tense from your cave mapping~ [Sure, let's pretend she means well.]
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Date: 2020-12-19 03:35 pm (UTC)Awwww...that sounds kinda fun though...
Eugh, well at least you definitely don't have to keep it secret from me then...who did you get anyway?
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Date: 2020-12-19 03:37 pm (UTC)Uhhhh. Some dude named Doppio or some fucking shit? I vaguely remember you mentioning the name at some point, but I wasn't paying much attention. [As if that's new, in any way.]
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Date: 2020-12-19 03:38 pm (UTC)................
You know what, I'm pretty sure even getting that guy something 'serious' would be trolling.
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Date: 2020-12-19 03:39 pm (UTC)Okay, now you seriously gotta come back here because I need all the fucking tea and you know this. You can't say that kinda shit and not tell me what the fuck that means! Also it's cold and Lilith doesn't want to let me cling to her.
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Date: 2020-12-19 03:41 pm (UTC)[Also-] Normally I'd say turn up the heat, but seeing how I'm going to be there pretty soon..~
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Date: 2020-12-19 03:42 pm (UTC)Last time I touched the thermostat I'm pretty sure that I almost broke something, so I don't know if that was a great idea to begin with. [Don't ask how. Don't ask why. Just roll with it.] And goooood, I want body heaaaaaaat.
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Date: 2020-12-21 12:07 pm (UTC)[Mnnnn...joking aside though...] I should check the thermostat while I remember though if that's true..
Ah- aha, got it..! [The connection is about to blip, for obvious reasons.]
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Date: 2020-12-21 02:38 pm (UTC)Hurryyyyy~ I'm dying over here, from lack of affectioooooon. And hypothermiaaaaaa. [She's so goddamned dramatic, but of course she is.]
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Date: 2020-12-21 02:40 pm (UTC)Heh!?! I didn't catch half of that, I was mid-rope...I'm at the door, anyway so-
[Ah yes, the gear is going off in a minute...]
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Date: 2020-12-21 02:41 pm (UTC)Maybe this is why she needs a hobby.]
Oh nooooo, I'm about to slip into the vooooooid of deaaaaaath~ [Please stop.]
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Date: 2020-12-22 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-12-22 03:20 pm (UTC)What a tragedy that my fiance doesn't love meeeeee~ And would let me die here of the cold. How ruthless. No wonder she's a crim-in-al~ [Why this. Please stop this.]
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Date: 2020-12-25 03:23 pm (UTC)[She says, even as she slowly moves to fall on top of the other at an angle.
Nyooooooooooom-]
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Date: 2020-12-25 03:25 pm (UTC)Though when she's falling on her she squeals and flails a bit before grabbing her proper and wiggling them around to curl into her side instead.]
Ruuuuuude~ [Says the idiot that's trying to bury her face into her shoulder.]
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Date: 2020-12-28 03:17 pm (UTC)It takes one to know one..~ [She cheers, practically wrapping around the other like a cat.]
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Date: 2020-12-29 12:47 am (UTC)[She's a liar, sort of. She's happy to just snuggle into her with a soft huff and trying to find a way to bury her face into her clothing to press her cold nose against her skin.]
Why does winter suuuuuuck~
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Date: 2020-12-29 04:36 pm (UTC)Awwww, it's not that bad...~ We have skiing, and ice skating..~
...And excuses do to this..~ [she cheers, before the nose hits skin.] HHIIHHH!!! HEEEHHH!! NO!!
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Date: 2020-12-29 04:38 pm (UTC)She was going to let her have those activities, even if she only really sort of liked one of them. Until that reaction and she's laughing. The warmth of her breath probably helps and the semi-apologetic kiss to where she'd pushed her nose.]
That's what you get for leaving me alone in the cold for so long~
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Date: 2020-12-30 04:12 pm (UTC)I should go jump in the water and then come right back out to hug you, just for this!!
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Date: 2020-12-30 04:18 pm (UTC)Oh yes, because you'd totally do that and be cold and wet. And not in a good way, either, that sounds horrendous. Thooooough, a warm shower sounds pretty nice right about now. [Don't, you heathen.]
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Date: 2021-01-02 02:38 pm (UTC)[............................]
A shower does sound good though, and it is pretty big...
[The...perfect size...one could say...]
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Date: 2021-01-02 06:17 pm (UTC)She can't help her grin and shifting around to try and rest her head on her chest. Because of course she would.]
It is~ It'll be warmer than out there, too, you know. And relaxing. I'm sure you're plenty tense from your cave mapping~ [Sure, let's pretend she means well.]
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Date: 2021-01-03 03:23 pm (UTC)...you're right though...
[AS ALWAYS...or well. Definitely not always, but.] ...don't think I don't know what you're after thoughhhhhhh...