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I'll put stuff here later but for now IT'S JUST CARLY'S POKEGEAR LEAVE MESSAGE BYE

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and yet...here we are,

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I've just never seen a cafe melt a bar of chocolate, y'know?

But boy, the drinks there sure taste better than those powder mixes...

Re: and yet...here we are,

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Oh right, you have all those fancy cafes in Japan. With maids and cats and things.

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What you're describing is like, the Poke-Mart of themed cafes.

We have so many cafes.

There are owl cafes.

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Owl cafes.

Is that the weirdest cafe you've been to?

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Nope.

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Come on, you have to tell me.

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So when you hear cafes, you think, 'relaxing' right?

'Calming'.

[Carly what are you leading into,]

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........ yessssssss?

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Horror Cafes, Steven.

Dungeon themed. And lab themed. All kinds of them, really!

And they Exist.

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I mean, they sound pretty cool to me. I'd go to one of them.

[SORRY YOU GOT THE SECRET CREEPYMAN, CARLY.]

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...Okay yeah it was pretty cool.

But relaxing is not what it is when staff poke their head through jail cell bars to rattle chains at you or shout spooky things!

This is still a cafe!

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... okay. That's not relaxing. *Cool*, but not relaxing.

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Exactly!

I'm just saying they should really change the term. It's not like 'cafe' just means 'sit down restaurant' in Japanese after all, they can ditch the 'cafe' in the title.

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Family restaurant, maybe?

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Prison themed family restaurant...................

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A bar, maybe?

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Eughhhh it's becoming really clear they use cafe because there aren't other words...

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Yep.